If you ever Nair your legs, and you have large breasts, make sure your nipples don’t touch that Hell-made chemical without realizing it’s happened.
The open wound from the chemical burn on your areola will not heal for a week and will burn like a mother 24/7.
Weird. There was a massive spike in blog views on December 31.
Shoulda posted some skanky photos or something. (From my youth! I wouldn’t want to drive viewers to suicide! For Christ’s sake, I’m old!)
My god, is it cold. And snowy. And painfully windy. And my lake is nearly frozen solid.
AND I LOVE IT!
I don’t know why, but this year I have been really really loving everything winter.
I still don’t understand the appeal of Twitter.
Maybe I was born just a tad too early.
What ever happened to blogging?
Damn, I got old fast.
I was scolded by a twenty-something yesterday at a local used game shop. Apparently, you’re not supposed to sell games back unless you have picked through every detail of the game and be able to answer a dozen questions about why every detail of the game wasn’t picked through. “Hey, fella, I won.”
I was, however, recommended Horizon Zero Dawn which I am giving a try. It’s kinda fun but the camera controls are absolute shit. Guess I’ll just use it to goof around in until the next Mario game is released.
So, that’s a new puppy.
Lil’ Lese is still training. She’s needing to build up some smarts before I let her loose.
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Not long after my last post, I dealt with some minor issues stemming from a long-past surgery. All is well. Mostly. I honestly thought I’d never deal with this crap again.
But that’s minor.
I also came down with “walking pneumonia”. I’m still pretty awful, but am a bit more functional.
That said, let’s get back to the fun stuff!
Continue reading A Sick Gal, a Sexy Gal and a Princess Walk Into a Bar