What happened to Alese? Bitch is dead. Feel free to cry. She was off doing some of her naked-cliff-jumping in Netherstorm recently and, well, forgot her light feathers. So, if you ever wondered why you were short a name on your Friend List, now you know. Alese no longer exists. Alésé, however, is still alive and well on ol’ Zul’jin.
What happened to Furkey? Well, nothing… yet. I logged in at around 3:30PM today and was immediately hit with a GM whisper: “Hello, Furkey. How are you today?” My exact reply was: “uh wha?”
Teh Furk was reported… for the second time. Now, I only know of one person who plays the game regularly (well…not so regularly – which is pissin’ me off because the bastard needs to help me get my 3rd Karazhan key frag! DAMNIT!) and visits this blog, and I think he can attest to this: I don’t do or say a thing to people to upset them. Sure, I’m a total spazmatic cunt in the game a lot of times, but I tend to keep my exuberance away from the general populous. Hell, I don’t even show my anger when morons do moronic things to me in that world (unless it gets personal).
So, what, as you are wondering, was I reported for for the second time? Furkey. That’s it. My chosen name. The (misspelled because I like being the unique owner of names in all the realms) name of a vegan food product – Tofurky. What could be so wrong with a giant ball of tofu stuffed with wild rice? …wait…I should rephrase that… Seriously, though.
“…slang for penis.” I can’t remember the rest of the sentence, but that’s the point of it all anyways. WHAT THE FUCK!? It took me the better part of an hour before I actually caught on to the idiotic concept. Furkey, get it? Fur-Key. A Key to the Fur. Dick meets Pussy. Right? Well, that’s all I could come up with anyways. The GM wouldn’t explain to me at the time how exactly it could be conceived as it was. They’re ever-so helpful like that.
So, what do I do? Well, for one, I turned my boredom-killer off and went to watch some House dvds. Then, D- came home and said he was going to play the game… which sent me off the deep-end again. So now I’m writing this and fuming. And probably going to log in and cuss a lot in a few.
So, do I just go ahead and change my name? Do I continue on knowing that a couple of assheads are stalking me? (GM wouldn’t tell me if it was the same person or different. Just repeated several times that it was the “Second time.”) I’ll tell you this: If I do change my name, I’m going for something crude just to see if anyone says a word. I mean, there’s tons of ridiculous names out there that should be banned that aren’t. Ugh.